A quote from this naive little girl at Princeton, who was causing trouble from the far left side of the political spectrum during my stint in DC this summer. Bless her heart, this quote is in reference to America and its situation after the Scott Brown election.
I thought America stood for freedom, equality, liberty and justice… Maybe thats just what they taught me at SMU, she goes to Princeton, so she’s probably right…
Global Warming
Its not that global warming and cooling wasnt there before, technology has advanced enough to measure it accurately.

Its similar to serious health problems, there hasnt been a rise, we just have better detection methods.
Fall for Nothing
Fall for nothing
This is all too serious friend, I promise you
Keep your footing, keep it sure.
Keep it insured, polygrip your dentures.
Get some tape and pull the flakes
off of your shoulders. Don’t pet
a white cat when you’re wearing
a black shirt.
Fall for nothing
Pay your taxes and hold on to your savings
and brush your teeth and cut your calories
and eat your veggies as raw as you can.
But fall
for nothing.
Don’t hurt because hurting is for a REAL wound.
Wash your hands after you cut yourself too deep.
Microbes are bad. You’re a microbe.
But you wouldn’t know this, so read up.
There’s a wiki on this subject, I’m sure.
But check the sources,
because I want you to fall
for nothing.
“Her” heart was never yours
will never be yours
and is not. But don’t worry
it ain’t mine either.
I can’t even touch it
though I can touch everything else.
But remember, when you touch something
again
make sure you don’t leave any fingerprints.
Bring a soft, moist towel. Bring some windex.
Most important: elbow grease.
But remember my sweet friend,
fall
for nothing.
I did not write this, I found it somewhere online along time ago, but I love it.
Baby Party
My friends and I have all agreed that if we were to become accidentally pregnant we would be excited for the impregnanted friend.
The abortion problem in America is not a legal problem (changing the law will not solve anything), but a cultural problem.
Accidental pregnancies happen all the time, they are not life ruiners or dream destroyers. However, society, and more specifically the oh so wonderful feminist movement have convinced women that having an unplanned baby will somehow lead to the destruction of a woman’s life.
Quite the contrary, having an abortion will statistically give you a larger chance of mental problems, rather than having and raising or having and giving away a baby.
If a friend of mine were to tell me she was pregnant unexpectedly, I would immedately show her encouragement and elation for the new baby. I would NOT tell her how much it sucked and how her life was going to be sewed becasue of it.
In reality a baby really only requires 9 months of a mothers time, (if she were to give it up for adoption). I have friends who have had longer stints in REHAB and do not have ruined lives.
A Day in the Life of my Dog
6:15am Wake up, wake everyone else up until someone in the house takes her for a walk
7:30am Return from walk, rest until everyone else wakes up
9:30am Play the run around the house game/ Fetch the Funky Chicken/ Bark loudly while running up and down the stairs
10am If anyone in the house is still asleep wake them up
10:30am Take iron pills wrapped in $9 cave ages cheese
11am Eat beat up raw egg mixed with small amount of raw ($20 a gallon) milk
11:30-4pm Any combination of lounging by the pool, sleeping on the spare bedroom bed, snoozing on the red chair, or running errands with anyone who will take her

4:30-6pm Go on walk 2nd walk, sit out in the front yard waiting for cat, or any other wildlife to walk by
6-8pm Lounge behind the green chair, eat food and drink Evian water, take other half of iron pill with more $9 cheese
8-9:30pm Play with funky chicken again, or flying squirrel, or tug o war with rope, but not the doughnut
9:30pm after a hard day its sleep time
addendum: If there happens to be any thunder during the day/ night, pencil in 45min to one hour of whining, pacing and attempting to warn and wake up everyone in the house… weather alert dog


